medhbh:

i sincerely believe that i was put on this earth solely to wear red lipstick and dress in all black and trick as many boys as possible into falling in love with me only to laugh in their face as i continue being raw as fuck

(via c-linic)

emmy-san:

voice-bending:

goodpersonshittywriter:

The bonding that happens in the music theory testing room is quite adorable and very unique

it turned into The Breakfast Club in Red Hook, NY.

it turned into The Breakfast Club meets The Shining towards the end #stockholm syndrome

(via as-the-deer)

icanbarelyspeak:

not-thefunniestblog:

if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong

when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad

(via bulimiasux)

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

(via stillislife)