I dig navy blue stripes. ^_^
13 hours ago on May 30, 2012 at 10:35pm
have my children xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(via menacing-matt)
the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters
she now associates everything bad with the word hipster
yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”
today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”
this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good
“wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”
That made me cringe.
Wow.
This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
I’m sorry. I hate being an American, mainly because of how obnoxious our country is as a whole. But ‘MERICA!
(via meme4u)
Hackensack man stabs self, accused of throwing intestines at police ›
Between this & the guy who ate someone’s face & had to be shot six times? I’m thinking we’re in deep shit folks. Might be time to check the water supply. Just saying.
OH MY GOSH I LIVE IN NORTH JERSEY. TIME TO FORTIFY THE HOUSE AND GRAB MY ZOMBIE BAT.
Stay tuned to STFUConservatives for all of your zombie infestation news needs!
I propose we in NYC cut off all connections with New Jersey.
Because of the zombies and all…. yep…
Yes, because of zombies..
Yeah, Fuck New Jersey!- er… I mean, oh no… Stop the Zombies.
So that smell is just all the rotting corpses? I thought…nevermind
